Tobuscus! (DJ Gryphon) Oh yah, dat’s rite DJ Gryphon in teh house. Well actually we’re outside. Right now we’re outside of the house. You know- You know what I meant. okay. I wish that I could run fast enough to catch a bird. I wish a had a better bark to scare the lawnmower. I wish I didn’t get in trouble when I ate the shoes. I wish I didn’t have to sit just to get a treat. I was told when I was older I would still be cute, but Toby got another puppy who’s name is BooBoo. So I have to bury every single one of my treats. ‘Cause BooBoo’s younger so he runs faster than me. (and sometimes he eats my food before I can get to it.) Wish we could turn back time, to the good dog daaaays. When’a BooBoo waas… not alive yet because he’s STOOPID! Wish we could turn back time… (BOW) to the good doog daaaays. When’a BooBoo was… not alive yet because he’s STOOPID! His brain’s smaller than you would think for the size of his big huge head that he has. (HE’S STOOPID!) But he’s almost as smart as a brick, so, that’s looking on the bright side, which is what I wanna do. Sometimes a certain smell will bring me back to when I was a puppy, when I could mark my territory and no one would take it from me. And I would take it back but BooBoo’s bladder is bigger than me When BooBoo pees he never runs out of it- I could probably only on mine. And he thinks that he’s my brother ’cause we have the same owner, same collar, leash hangs a ball thrower from the Creeper I used to hump and it would remind me of when I didn’t have to share. all the beds and toys and treats. If I could have them all then that would be better. My name is Gryphon and I’ll pee on everything. (That you own. Everything you own.) I’m Gryphon and I’ll pee on everything. (That you love. Everything you love.) Wish we could turn back time, to the good dog daaaays. When’a BooBoo was… not alive yet because he’s STOOPID! Wish we could turn back time, (BOW!) to the good dog daaaays. When’a BooBoo was… not alive yet because he’s STOOPID! You used to give me pets, give me all the different treats, I would see a stupid squirrel and I’d chase it up a tree. I would sit next to your feet while you’d sing Assassin’s Creed. Literals, WAKE UP YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY! You used to give me pets, give me all the different treats, I would see a stupid squirrel and I’d chase it up a tree. I would sit next to your feet while you’d sing Assassin’s Creed. Literals, WAKE UP YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY! But that was then. Wish we could turn back time, to the good dog daaaays. When’a BooBoo was… not alive yet because he’s STOOPID! Wish we could turn back time, (BOW) to the good dog daaaays. When’a BooBoo was… not alive yet because he’s STOOPID! (BooBoo) I love this song, ’cause I don’t get the lyrics. I don’t understand the meaning of the lyrics. I have an extremely limited understanding of language. (DJ Gryphon) TOBY WAKE UP YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY! You always give me pets, give me all the different treats. If I see a stupid squirrel I can chase it up a tree. And I sat next to your feet while you made this parody. But I just cannot tell if it’s funny. do do do do do do do DO Tob-scribe! Captions made by: SpicyLemon